Let's Get Ready to Rumble !!

Welcome, fight fans, to the bout of the year! In one corner: that Steeltown Scrabble maven; tap dancing frogess; wondrous woman of Wordox.....Dorcas! In the other corner: the Sonny Barger of Wordox; Indiana's high-flying, loud squawking, fast drinking crow.....Perrin!

Don't miss this battle, folks, it's just getting to the part where Jeff starts mentioning his own "wedding tackle" & accusing people of having hard-ons for Richard. Please hurry & catch up because they are almost to the part where Jeff's balls come into play. It has only been implied thus far, that he may not have any. Very soon they could start insulting each other's mothers. Dorcas vs Jeff. (read the comments under the Keeping Up post) These are two intelligent, superb players & I expect this battle will be creative & cataclysmic. They are somewhere around their 3rd Round right now. They pulled Richard aka Pompa Zazz into the ring in the 2nd Round & slapped him around a little, through no fault of his own. Toward the end of that round they fell out of their own ring & brawled over to my arena for a quick snipe or two. (see comments on my last post) They fought at the tables with ladder games last night, then continued their mutual assaults back at Jeff's site.

By the end of the night, they were fairly even on my scorecard. Jeff lost some judges' points for not having concrete examples of his declarations, but he gained some ground with a funny stalker analogy. Miss Dorcas had him in a headlock with purported evidence of Richard & Jeff avoiding her on the playing field. She delivered a blistering blow when she introduced homoeroticism into the discussion. Both warriors calmed down & just hurled punctuation at one point (winkies!), but I think they were simply resting up for the next flurry.

The only solution is for them to take this out of the cyberworld & face each other in an actual ring. My money's on Dorcas, she's been working out on the bike lately.