Mist-ifying

Despite the fact that the manufacturers of Febreze recently tried to kill me by sending their toxic fumes up my nostrils during repose, I remain unafraid. I will continue to warn the masses about the nostril take-over this product is attempting. I have just seen their latest commercial & it is an abomination.

A woman is happily spritzing the evil mist on everything in her house. She sprays pillows, chair arms, the air in general. She picks up a ski mask & sprays that, then, endeavoring to be as close to the smell as possible, she puts the ski mask on & wears it around the house. A neighbor sees her & suspects she's a robber. Ha. Ha. I was wrong when I guessed that Febreze would come at us through our food next. They have entirely skipped the phase where they convince us we have to have it on our Post Toasties & have gone straight to the proposition that we must have it smothering our faces. They want us to wear it like a second skin. (shudder)

Does anyone else see something wrong with those insipid commercials? Why is it always a woman in the dumb ads where there is cleaning being done? There is one ad where a man is face-down on a carpet & refuses to get up because he is sniffing heavenly febreeeeeze. You never see a devoted father spraying his son's funky football equipment or dancing around in a scented ski mask. The makers of this evil product not only want to take over our senses & our economy.....they want to send us back to 1951. It's just diabolical.