Rogue Cowboy

Hold onto your knickers & commence to gigglin', ladies, because my HollyBlog Player of the Week is none other than the rootin' tootin'est cowboy in Wordox.....the Don Juan of Dallas......Roguish. I could prattle on about what a good player he is & how he also steadily improves as time goes by, but I would much rather discuss the Roguish One's behavior between games. The man is a superb flirtation device. He calls us "doll" & "hot stuff" & "sizzle" & we love it. Hell, we need it. Let's face it, goils, the Wordox tables are not a hotbed of sex & romance. To me, Rogue is a knight in off-color armor who livens up every tourney by delivering up double entendres & giving an obscenish twist to the normal mundane lobby chatter. I was not surprised, recently, when he instantly mastered the Dirty Dr. Seuss game. "...Would you eat green eggs & ham? I would not eat them, Sam I Am. Would you eat them on a glass? I would eat them off your ass." Yes, he's a devil. I swear he even made Kate giggle once or twice.

Ok, here's the obligatory mention of his prowess as a Wordox player & his ability to host fun tourneys. Good player. Good TD.

Now let's get back to what we really love about the Rogue....he is relentlessly & universally flirtatious. When I am paired with him, he always requests my avatar with the horn-rimmed glasses because he likes the "smouldering librarian look." He is irrepressible & we love him for it & maybe we envy his wife, just a little. Men of Wordox, take a lesson from the Roguester. Would it kill you to call us "doll" once in a while?

Definitely give old Ron a hip bump when you see him, then be prepared....he will undoubtedly bump back.