Holly Peenyo

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Slow & Steady Wins the Race


Representing the Men of Wordox, Perrin won the Battle of the Sexes in Interleague. We (the Women) put the battle armor on Kate & sent her onto the battlefield, where she fought gallantly for the home team. We then watched Perrin flap around & crow all night about the victory.

Yes, the crow preened & cawed like the Hare did after winning a sprint against the Tortoise, but we all know how that turned out in the end, don't we? Let them have their victories for now, we will slowly & steadily continue to move onward until they are nothing but dust bunnies in our trail. As we do so, we understand something the men don't. They foolishly believe we seek equality & fairness. By the time they open their eyes, they will realize that our true goal was always utter superiority & domination. And we will achieve it.....one dead crow at a time.

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