Armed & Frivolous

I did indeed miss all the excitement in Muncie. The film crews packed up & slipped out of town just as I was crossing the Ohio/Indiana border. I lost the opportunity to be handcuffed by Ponch or tasered by LaToya, but that's okay. It turns out that I have pneumonia (not uncommon for me this time of year), so I couldn't have put up a decent fight anyway. I will still watch the show, although I don't think it's going to be fascinating viewing. From what the natives here tell me, the biggest crime bust was in a local furniture store on McGalliard (McGalliard, McGalliard....everything's on McGalliard..). Muncie is a fairly safe place to have celebrities put on police uniforms & prance around with billy clubs. There's not a great deal of crime, mostly drunken college students & a few village idiots. CBS stayed off campus & I believe that is a wise decision. Parents who pay thousands of dollars for their child's education do not want to see that child being pepper-sprayed by Jack Osbourne & thrown into a campus cruiser during prime time. The Armed & Famous semi-celebs stuck to the side of town where no one could sue them for misrepresentation. (that side of town is called the Dawg Pound)

I'll be staying here until I feel well enough to get back in my car & drive.....or until my son & stepdaughter get sick of catering to me. I will explain the police uniform another time (maybe). It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....